SERIOUSLY. What the fuck just happened? Did I really watch the sixth best team in Europe struggle to beat an aging gold digging squad that only had ten men? This is a fucking disgrace. We were so bad that this ancient man –– did that all day long just to keep us active and look decent. Shocking, he had to score just so that some people in the stands could let their arse loosen up a bit.
But the ABSOLUTE worst? This.
Let me add some emphasis just to get the message across.
Infact, he tried to redeem himself by showing of some insane skillz – But I am not impressed. Any half arsed footballer can pluck the ball out of the air while running and then jumping. Go back to the Midlands you dick.
Deary me. A shocking footballer, who has almost no skill at all gets to play alongside the greatest footballer of all time. Then he goes and does this:
Don’t be brainwashed by all this dicks on twitter talking about pass completion and what not. Carrick is just shit. No doubt about it and the above is proof. Let’s not focus on the 130 passes, or the interceptions or the tackles he won. Or that insane shot that rattled the bar. Let’s instead focus on the ONE thing that COULD, but didn’t, have gone wrong. Scumbag Carrick:
What a fucking naff challenge. How he has gone so many games without a card is beyond me. Maybe all these conspiracy theorists are right. We’ve bought the damn title because our players don’t get sent off!
But, nothing angers me, and what I find the EPIC WORST is this.
Jonny Evans, yes JONNY “NO ‘H’ IN MY NAME WHILE ALSO BEING THE WORST DEFENDER IN HISTORY” EVANS, saved our asses. That is the last straw. When we have to depend on that, to help us win? We’re fucked. Arsehole Wenger was right.
Because if there’s one correct response to your team being beaten 8-2, it’s claiming that “Manchester United do not look absolutely irresistible“. A club that is 8 points clear at the top of the table. Have you forgotten already Whinger?