Manchester United 2 – 1 Newcastle United: uncharacteristic narrowness edges out

Sir Alex was left with a depleted backline owing to the surprising news of Vidic’s injury and Rio’s recent niggle during the Liverpool game. Choosing to rest/prevent further injury to Jonny Evans, United started off with a backline that would not have calmed the nerves of those watching. But they certainly coped.


The peculiarity within the game revolves around the formation Sir Alex used; the news of Fletcher in the starting lineup raised questions whether he was going to be pushed wide to counter the threat of Marveaux and protect Vermijl. But this was not the case and quickly within the first 5 minutes it became evident that Sir Alex was keen to overload the midfield.

A peculiarly fluid system – Rooney’s role never was fully defined. Only Fletcher true his role and position in this system.

Narrowness and legs rebirths the counter

The presence of four highly energetic or young players in midfield essentially allowed United to reintroduce the couter-attack to our repertoire. Although we couldn’t capitalise on any of our counters, the drive from Anderson for his goal and the quick interplay leading up to United’s second indicate how valuable it is to have such players back in an area that has attracted comment verging on redundancy.

A key aspect of this midfield overload was Cleverley’s intelligence on and off the ball. Where Anderson’s lethargy leads him to show bursts of effectiveness, Cleverley has matured and understands how key his movement and positioning is to the function of such a packed midfield. He avoided the common issue where, essentially, a four-man midfield would get in the way of each other.

Note how he recognises the need to ‘decongest’ – starts a run to spread play.

Phases of play

One of the more observable facets of this system was how the players played through phases – defensive while opposition was in possession while in our half; general possesion of the ball; defensive while opposition was in possession while in their half.

While Newcastle were in possession of the ball in our half, the team reverted to the time tested 4-1-4-1. With a natural defensive midfielder in the middle and a generally combative group of players ahead of him, Newcastle found it hard to break us down.

While United were in possession, the midfield diamond was the dominant shape. This allowed Rooney/Anderson/Cleverley to take up both – the creative position and the defensive positions with ease.

When we lost possession in their box, United shifted into a 4-2-3-1. United tried to play the man advantage against Newcastle’s two man midfield high up the field. This wasn’t as effective, a lack of pressing (probably conserving energy) explains this.


There are very few factors that lead people to judge whether Rooney is having a good or bad day. Many think it’s his goalscoring, but, Rooney’s touch, passing and general drive during a game is highly indicative of his form. Against Newcastle he had, relatively, a stormer.

These sum up his game:

General comments

I do not watch anywhere near the amount of youth football as I should. But I must comment on both Vermijl and Michael Keane; they were exemplary. Where Vermijl showed his nervousness at times and failed to track Shane Ferguson for Newcastle’s only goal, Michael Keane’s deliberation on the ball and assurance while off it was a pleasant surprise. Of course, the young centrebacks struggled with the aerial threat of Ameobi and CissĂ©, they were tidy and distributed the ball very well.

A subtopic on pressing

I didn’t know where to put this. So here it is. One of the most surprising aspects of our game, considering the players we have, is our general avoidance of pressing the opposition. Although there are sporadic cases of one of our players closing the opposition down, United hasn’t deployed this system outright. This is surprising considering our inclination to maintain possession of the ball and the fact that we have players who are willing to expel the amount of energy needed to close down opponents incessantly during a game.

There is no doubt that pressing is a very key aspect, although Premier League watching tactics aficionado’s would argue that it’s more relevant in Europe, it is startling that a team like United does not consider it so. The more observant watcher will realise that two of our summer purchases come from teams that value the system of pressing the opposition – where Van Persie probably didn’t abide by it, Kagawa is known for his athleticism and ability to harass if needed.

With the purchases made and the plethora of players that suit that style of football – Fletcher, Cleverley, Rooney, Welbeck and potentially Phil Jones and Anderson – one has to scratch their head and ask why United aren’t hungry to win the ball further up the pitch.


Manchester United 2 – 0 QPR

SERIOUSLY. What the fuck just happened? Did I really watch the sixth best team in Europe struggle to beat an aging gold digging squad that only had ten men? This is a fucking disgrace. We were so bad that this ancient man –– did that all day long just to keep us active and look decent. Shocking, he had to score just so that some people in the stands could let their arse loosen up a bit.

But the ABSOLUTE worst? This.

Let me add some emphasis just to get the message across.

What an absolute penguin. Disgrace to the club. Sell him.

Infact, he tried to redeem himself by showing of some insane skillz – But I am not impressed. Any half arsed footballer can pluck the ball out of the air while running and then jumping. Go back to the Midlands you dick.


Deary me. A shocking footballer, who has almost no skill at all gets to play alongside the greatest footballer of all time. Then he goes and does this:

Don’t be brainwashed by all this dicks on twitter talking about pass completion and what not. Carrick is just shit. No doubt about it and the above is proof. Let’s not focus on the 130 passes, or the interceptions or the tackles he won. Or that insane shot that rattled the bar. Let’s instead focus on the ONE thing that COULD, but didn’t, have gone wrong. Scumbag Carrick:

But what I find the DEFINITE WORST is when a LEGEND, I repeat a “LEGEND” does this:

What a fucking naff challenge. How he has gone so many games without a card is beyond me. Maybe all these conspiracy theorists are right. We’ve bought the damn title because our players don’t get sent off!

But, nothing angers me, and what I find the EPIC WORST is this.

Jonny Evans, yes JONNY “NO ‘H’ IN MY NAME WHILE ALSO BEING THE WORST DEFENDER IN HISTORY” EVANS, saved our asses. That is the last straw. When we have to depend on that, to help us win? We’re fucked. Arsehole Wenger was right.

Because if there’s one correct response to your team being beaten 8-2, it’s claiming that “Manchester United do not look absolutely irresistible“. A club that is 8 points clear at the top of the table. Have you forgotten already Whinger?

Here. And here. Also here. Here too. Here three. Sigh here. Hmm here.TROLOLOLO here.

Blackburn 0 – 2 Manchester United

Sup doods. This is my first ever post. Posting up the times where we looked like right plonkers, in front of the millions and billions of away supporters we lug around.

Barcelona, you’re having a laugh!

Look at these mugs thinking they’re Barcelona and trying one-touch passing. Or for you exotic dicks, tiki-taka. What utter drivel.

This Mexican, so in love with this Spanish overlords, tried it and failed miserably. Pathetic.

I mean, he’s so good, he keeps doing it! Some of you loser United supporters will call this ‘confidence’. I call this crap.

It’s incredible how infectious this disease is – even our homegrown talent has succumbed to it. He isn’t any better. Just sell him Fergie! Atleast that’ll save a few more years of your life.


It’s a shame Juninho is still playing. Because I would pay good money to hire him as a pundit and make him watch this:

He’ll be pissing himself.

Paul Scholes, deary me!

Apparently having Scholes around is beneficial to the squad. But even with ALL this VIDEO evidence, it’s clear he’s just a diving douche who can’t tackle.

As you can see, the video evidence CLEARLY shows Paul Scholes’ face headbutting Hanley’s elbow. What a cheat and insult to Manchester United.

He is also infamous for his poor tackles, and he was at it again against the lightweight, fragile, darling  that is Yakubu. ‘The Yak’, as he is affectionately and without a sense of irony known, had to face the wrath of a player who was 6’7″ and weighed 250 pounds!

Shocking performance from what is arguably the sixth best team in Europe.